I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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