One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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