Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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