I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Boobs are out for the taking
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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