I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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