Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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