she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I have tasted many bathrooms
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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