idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
