i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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