Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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