Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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