Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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