you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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