I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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