Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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