belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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