i just wanna soil my oats bro
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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