**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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