she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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