My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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