We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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