STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
