? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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