The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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