I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
