hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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