So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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