Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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