I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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