We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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