scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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