Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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