just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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