You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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