So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
