so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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