i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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