Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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