IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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