I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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