Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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