What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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