i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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