I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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