Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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