so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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