There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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