im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
someone get that fucking seahorse.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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