There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I had to cum in my sink.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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