doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
