How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Randomize
