you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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