I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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