There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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