so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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